The Ramones Have Stolen from Me.

Joey Ramone, Tommy Ramone, Dee Dee Ramone, Johnny Ramone, and Marky Ramone are my brothers. I live on the streets. I can’t get to UY Scuti anymore, and they stopped carrying Dragon Stout at the deli with the loose back door in Brighton Beach. I have legal problems. My attorney only speaks German. I’m a drug addict.

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